Lyrics to Terry Witter's Song

MIKE YSPACE
My Name is Mike Yspace. I’ve got a place for friends to meet.
And if you do not like those friends you can always press delete.

FRANK ACEBOOK
Myspace is for shitty bands. Facebook’s better yet.
You can get tracked down by someone you wanted to forget.

STEPHEN FRY
I’m Stephen Fry, I’m in a lift and everyone must know.

TERRY WITTER
That’s what Twitter’s all about. Not a comedy show.

MIKE YSPACE
So take that, Twitter Comedy. You’re far too entertaining.

FRANK ACEBOOK
I’d rather read what you had for lunch or the fact that it’s stopped raining.

ALL
That’s what Twitter is for. Let’s have comedy no more!

Hear the song here.